Cleopatra

Cleopatra called me the other day, said
she ran into Captain Ahab, who finally
got Moby's Dick, and that everyone
in the afterlife was having a ball.
Said that Poe sobered up and
Camus found God. Told me
that Socrates became a
communist, but Marx
was still preaching
the same damn
thing. I called
her a liar,
hit the snooze button, rolled over, and went back to sleep.